Nordkoreanischer Witz

Three North Korean workers find themselves locked up, and they ask each other what they're in for. 

The first man says: "I was always then minutes late to work, so I was accused of sabotage."

The second man says: "I was always ten minutes early to work, so I was accused of espionage."

The third man says: "I always got to work on time, so I was accused of having a South Korean watch."

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