6. Die offizielle nordkoreanische Webseite scheint das Werk eines Mittelstufenschülers zu sein
5. Der nordkoreanische Vergnügungspark wird ihre Kinder schockieren
North Korea is kind of like a 12-year-old. It can't support itself because it spends a lot of its allowance on toys and various love letters to Kim Jong-il. And keep in mind "toys" means "weapons." They are always threatening to build a nuclear arsenal, but the world realizes this would be the point the whole North Korea thing would stop being funny.
4. Das Ryugyŏng Hot'el des ungewollten Horrors
3. Der gigantische Invasionstunnel, der gar nicht existiert
So, pretend that you're North Korea: an aggressive state with a million landmine restraining order against you, but you really, really want to get back with South Korea. You've already ruled out the comically large slingshot. So you decide to tunnel underneath the DMZ.
2. "Willkommen, unsere japanischen Freunde! Welche Entführungen? Ach, diese."
"... You were right, we did kidnap a bunch of your citizens in the 70s in order to train people to spy on you! Sorry!"
1. Sie produzierten ihren eigenen Godzillafilm... mit vorgehaltener Waffe
Sometime in the late 70s, a young, scrappy Kim Jong-il was kicking around his palace, totally bummed out. "Why doesn't everyone on Earth love our glorious state?" he must have wondered. "Why doesn't everyone want to be a part of it?" As he surveyed the dirt poor, militarily controlled North Korea, he must have deduced that it was because of a lack of film.
[...] Thus, Kim decided that he was just going to have to create great North Korean cinema himself... by kidnapping a famous director and his recently estranged actress wife from South Korea, and forcing them to make, amongst other things, the communist version of Godzilla.
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