Onion: Hi, In The Past 2 Years, You Have Allowed Me To Kill 70,000 People

Hello. My name is Bashar al-Assad. I am the president of Syria, and in the last two years, you—the citizens of the world and their governments—have allowed me to kill 70,000 people. You read that correctly: I am an individual who has murdered 70,000 human beings since March 2011, and you have watched it happen and done nothing.

Das Twitter-Konto Onions wurde im Übrigen für diesen Artikel gestern von der pro-Assad Syrian Electronic Army gehackt.

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