Das Higgs-Boson, Kolumbien und Zombiejesus

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• Sinque Zombie Bible (via Nerdcore)
  

1:1 In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth and the Zombies sprang forth from the roiling foam of creation, barking in uncontrollable rage, hungry for human brains to eat, giving pause to our Lord who shat himself and uttered 'Oh, fuck' amidst the primordial celestial gloom.

1:2 And the earth was without form (except for the zombies and the recently deposited pile of divine poo), and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And God was, like, what am I going to do with all these Zombies, they chew up my shoes and make a mess of the place generally.

So the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters and thought, "Oh boy, I bet those zombies are going to pee in there. No manners!"