22.11.2007

Dr. House Zitate

Die letzte Folge von der "Arzt"-Serie Dr. House am vergangenem Dienstag (21.15 auf RTL) mit dem Titel "Zwangsarbeit" (engl. Originaltitel: "One Day, One Room") war wirklich wieder eine geniale Folge.

Hier einige Gesprächsfetzen und Zitate aus der Sendung (in englisch; von Wikiquote, da ich sie mir auf deutsch alle unmöglich merken konnte)
Dr. House: Start counting.
[The patient takes his pulse]
Dr. House: How many?
Patient: 26.
Dr. House: Either you suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds.
[A moment passes, and nothing happens]
Dr. House: You suck at math.

Dr. House: How old are you?
Patient: Thirty.
Dr. House: And you've never seen an after school special? Dawson's Creek? How do you get to thirty and not know about condoms?
Patient: Oh, God, I-I have an STD.
Dr. House: No, but you will. Every person with an STD has something in common: They got it while they had SWS; "sex while stupid."

Doctor: He swallowed a magnet. We gotta cut it out.
Dr. House: [to the kid] How old are you?
Kid: Eight.
Dr. House: And he swallowed something stuck to a fridge. Darwin says "let him die".

Eve: Abortion is murder.
Dr. House: True. It's a life and you should end it.
Eve: Every life is sacred.
Dr. House: Come on. Talk to me. Don't quote me bumper stickers.
Eve: It's true.
Dr. House: It's meaningless.
Eve: It means that every life matters to God.
Dr. House: Not to me. Not to you. Judging by the number of natural disasters, not to God either.

Dr. House: We are selfish-based animals crawling across the earth, but 'cause we've got brains, if we try really hard, we can usually aspire to something that is less than pure evil.

Dr. House: If we were to care about every person suffering on this planet, life would shut down.

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