"If you catch your wife in bed with another man and shoot the guy, it's second-degree murder. If you shoot him 147 times, put on a dress and make love to the corpse, you get a pass because you were temporarily insane."
"After killing the prostitute and having sex with the corpse,
I discovered it was a transvestite. God, the world is full of sick people!
Das erste ist von Cracked.com, von dem zweiten habe ich leider keine Ahnung.
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